Don’t tell me you “understand” why I’m vegan. If you understood you’d be vegan, too.
Understanding doesn’t equal agreement. I understand why Walter White started to cook meth, doesn’t mean I’m gonna buy an RV and a barrel of methylamine.
— usually what a black hairstylist asks before snatching your follicles back three generations (via fish-dinner-connoisseur)
who needs a social life when you have a list of films to get through
— Kimora Lee (via forthosewhocravefashion)
Putting on pants without using hands
this was wild from start to finish
who thinks of this shit
the keepers of the world cup have been the real heroes of the tournament so far. they’ve been the standout players, not the ones actually meant to score goals.
guys complain about girls making duckfaces while posting selfies where they’re biting their lip and squinting lookin like they’re tryna read something in size 3 font lmfao
— Charles Spurgeon (via togetherxxforever)