— Espn commentator on Enyeama (via quadraticohnine)
*reblogs for later reference*
I’M IN THE MIDST OF WRITING A BOOK WHERE HAS THIS POST BEEN ALL MY LIFE
Peter Odemwingie (Nigeria) takes timeout to get a hair cut video:
“Barber: Are you from Nigeria too
Barber: amaze to see.., I never seen one like you, you know..
Peter: My Mom is Russian
Barber: okay, Are there a lot of people like that man?
Peter: uhhh a bit yeah, there a few
Barber: I’m serious man, yall don’t understand how they make us think
Barber: when I was little, I use to think all of Africa everybody was naked, hungry, living in huts, they use to make us think stupid around here.
Barber: You don’t believe me, I swear to you, there are probably people who still think that. Until I went there…..I was thinking ya running from lions and bears, tigers, and all kinds of shit.
Barber:(laughs) Ya got warriors, and witch doctors
Peter: We still got all of that, but in the villages
Barber: Yeah I am saying, that is the stuff they show on tv man, When I got there, I was like what the hell is this. Is this real
Peter: we got everything there, Lamborghinis and private jets
Barber: I did not think ya had running water.. I was like dam ain’t no rich people, everybody starving.
Barber: When I got to Africa, they done lie to me dawg, they told us…”
you are my sunshine
my only sunshine
you make me happy
when skies are gray
you’ll never know dear
how much i love you
please dont take
my sunshine away
this is the most beautiful post i have ever seen I’m my life
This makes me a happy Irish man
I salute you, Captain.
hairdressers??? how do they do that??? how can they cut the hai r when it’s wet and kno itll be ok and even??? ppl who speak more than one language and can read books in other languages and think in other languages?? ppl who can do long division in their heads?? ppl who can balance chemical equations?? doctors?? surgeons?? ppl who can remember dates?? and phone numbers?????? ALL AMAZING
Shout out to Ellie’s relative who fires a gun in church